I need to run for President, just so I can learn my genealogy

I sometimes think genealogists have too much time on their hands. But when the far right is saying that Obama isn't a true-blue Christian American, it might not hurt him to mention that a genealogist in Kentucky (I'll leave the Kentucky genealogy comments to y'all) has found Obama to be related not only to Dick Cheney, but also George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, and even Hillary Rodham Clinton. Obviously, these are relatives on his mom's side. Now, I haven't exactly done the research, but I'm going to guess that somehow I'm related to Barack Hussein Obama as well (did I spell Hussein correctly? Our friends on the right seem better at knowing candidates' middle names than I).